i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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