apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
someone owes me an orgasm
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
vagina is talking i cant
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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