3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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