When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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