I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
ok first of all what the fuck
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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