By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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