I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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