You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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