Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
