glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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