drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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