a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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