Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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