Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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