If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
