The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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