I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
