Kiss
Puke
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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