Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
where are my eyebrows?
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