i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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