he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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