what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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