I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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