He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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