I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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