Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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