i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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