Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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