So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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