just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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