i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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