Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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