Is it normal to miss your booty call?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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