Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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