I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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