Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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