I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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