I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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