If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Randomize
