Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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