I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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