weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i would punch a child for taco bell
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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