Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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