can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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