i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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