On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
