WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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