And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
