Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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