Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have fence marks all over my body
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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