pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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